Saturday, October 25, 2008

What's so funny? (1)


A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “that’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off –go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey.”

It is hard to generalise about humour in the British Isles. Each area has it's own distinctive style, but one thing is almost always true: humour is hard to avoid. The American journalist Bill Bryson wrote: "Even after twenty years here, I remain constantly amazed by the quality of the humour you find in the most unlikely places." He goes on to say that one of it's distinctive components is "taking the piss". This term has no equivalent in American English. It refers to dry, ironic humour that ridicules a situation or person.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Giving it a slight thought (2)


Rain
James got caught in a rain shower this morning. He had neither umbrella nor hat. His clothes were quickly drenched, nonetheless, not a single hair on his head was even moist. How can this be?

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Memorable Quotes (1)

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

(A veure si ens en sortim: "No  hi penso pas anar al teu funeral; si hi vaig, tu no vindràs al meu.")

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Giving it a slight thought (1)

Rolling eggs

The roof of a certain house is higher on one side than on the other. The one angle is 600 and the other is 700. Suppose that a rooster were to lay an egg at the very top.
Towards which side would the egg roll?

The duckling

A baby duck wants to cross a bridge, but comes across a sign that says “No Crossing”. The duck is too young to fly or swim. How does he get across?

The portrait

A woman glances at a picture and says: “This person’s mother was my mother’s mother in law”. Who was that person?